I can’t be the only one
christopher-ryan mckenney: surreal photography
These are so scary I fucking love them omg
If you could go anywhere in the world right now would it be to a “where” or to a “who”?
I was not prepared for this question
Tumblr: #this fucking donut #can we talk about this fucking donut for a minute #can we #because on this donut #the sprinkles just comfortably melt into the icing #you can tell that they are so perfectly in tune with each other #and they’ve come so far from when the sprinkles just sort of sat on top #barely touching for fear of rejection #just ugh I can’t #otp: comfortably melting
4chan: here’s a picture of someone putting their dick in a donut.
reddit: that donut needs to go back into the kitchen and make me a sandwich.
academia.edu: Here is a pdf of the seminar paper I wrote about the erotics/poetics/semiotics/science of donut eating.
deviantArt:I did not steal this donut. I traced it so now it’s mine.
It got better
Fanfic.net: The donut is the setting for a high school AU, where two sprinkles meet and realise they have more in common than they ever thought possible, however, the mean chocolate sauce has caught wind of their secret relationship. Will they be able to make it together before it’s too late? M for a lemon flavoured donut.
This has officially become one of my favorite posts.
I JUST REBLOGGED BUT FANFIC MADE IT PERFECT
Ladies and gentlemen, I present you with: The Internet.
At first I was like
“oh hot reservoir
this is my jelly”
and it didn’t make sense
but then it did
I laughed ten seconds straight before reblogging this.
Fangirl Challenge ↯
☛ Breaking Bad
"Ah, like I came to you, begging to cook meth. Oh, hey, nerdiest old dude I know, you wanna come cook crystal? Please. I’d ask my diaper-wearing granny, but her wheelchair wouldn’t fit in the RV."
In which Jaime required coffee in order to sit through the wedding vows. [x]
OMFG BEST MISTAKE EVER
Did the Tyrells bring Starbucks to King’s Landing?
Jaime Lannister shows up 15 minutes late with Starbucks and a gold hand.
zomg that’s hilarious. Did he not remember the part where Peter is short and so they would be using the master wide shot?
Oh. My god. Yes.
Crafted out of antique bronze, this ear cuff resembles a large octopus. Requiring no piercings, this cuff fits gently along your ear cartilage. Sold on Etsy.
I’m crying. Omfg.
There are real tears in my eyes
Get off my LAN
GET OFF MY LAN!!!!
*dead* I had to say it out loud. Oh god.
tbh ive been waiting all year to reblog this