watchtheskytonight:

diannaluvslea:

sillylittleshoteka:

spontaneousfangasm:

sovietkittens:

if you go to hell for being bad why wouldn’t satan reward you for it why does he make you suffer wtf id be like hell yeah motherfucker you my nigga lets party

i started to laugh and then i realized that this is actually a really valid question

Alternatively, if Satan punishes sinners, why isn’t he considered good?

If the Pope dies, is he being promoted or fired?

We’re becoming self aware

This is cracking me up, pissing me off, and terrifying me all at once, depending on the statement. Whoa.

dareandwriteitdown:

egredi:

Reblog if your boobs glow in the dark. 

#mine glow blue when orcs are near

Reblogged for ^that tag.

myshipshavecannons:

i-said-kneel-before-me:

cyber-end-dragon:

krill-ex:

spicypeppers:

disturbingsteve:

The floor of a video game store, it is entirely flat

this would fuck me up

im not ok

#I’D BE WALKING AROUND THE STORE JUST HOLDING ONTO THINGS #PEOPLE LOOKING AT ME FUNNY AND I’M SCREAMING ‘WE’RE GOING DOWN’

Imagine a drunk person walking in there

that is the best thing iv ever read

This is not okay

theworldhereinmymind:

Game of Thrones 90s era by Mike Wrobel

Oh my god I don’t even know how I feel about this

Need to keep reminding myself of this.

iamboundtowin:

*snorts*

OH MY GOD

Jinx says pleeeease let me out of kitty jail. Are we there yet? Almost, kitty. Almost. <3 @thatlaneychick

missfaery:

RIP to the Tumblr we all love. We will miss you!

WHAT.

lookslikeazipper:

Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a streetlamp and when he clicked his lighter THE FUCKING STREETLIGHT WENT OUT

I stopped in my tracks and stared at this guy who looks up at me then to his lighter and hes as surprised as me then he takes his thumb off the trigger and THE STREETLIGHT TURNS BACK ON

HE GAVE THE MOST SURPRISED LOOK OF ANYONE EVER AND THEN SHOUTED “LATER MUGGLES” AND FUCKING RAN OFF

AM I DREAMING

thesockmonkeyrenegade:

gracethelostgirl:

lovewithyous:

carolineflack:

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY STOP TEXTING YOU

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY START TEXTING YOU

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY

Ill give you one guess as to what I thought SFX said when I was zooming past this magazine this morning. And it was fitting for who’s on the cover. 😂😂 #gameofthrones #GoT #lannister

Delicious delicious frozen Bellini. Holy cow. #drooling #booze #tasty (at Carino’s Italian)

Best drunk impulse buy ever. #bowie #davidbowie #ziggy #goldenyears #yusssss

Adventures in bar bathroom graffiti. #grafitti #bargrafitti #cat #grumpycat?